Wednesday, August 31, 2011

You Know You're in IIT When


1. Your parents are proud to even get an auto to come drop you at the hostel.

2. Your friends get bitten my mysterious invisible insects that cause allergies, tears and room changing in the hostel.

3. Hostel food is good, and a monkey steals appalam from you. And chases you for calling it cute.

4. Every tuesday night you find yourself running to the hostel mess despite the canteen upstairs and the CCD, for the amazing aloo parota.

5. You call this new friend of yours to come with you to watch saturday night movie wit you at the OAT and you end up going alone.

6. Birthday celebrations, cake cutting and photo sessions happen at 10 in the night at CCD inside campus.

7. At eleven o clock in the night your class gets over and you still hop skip and jump to the hostel despite hunger, fatigue and having to walk that distance.

8. You come back to the hostel room to find monkeys have used the clothes that you washed painstakingly as swings to swing themselves. And you have to wash again.

9. You spot red wierd poochies that run everywhere. Two of them or one? You can never make out.

10. You love, get used to and miss Lab sessions in the middle of the night with your favorite protective brother. :)

11.You get used to complicated commerce terms like Bplan, Investment, MBA, break even, profit, loss, merger, limited liability partnership and so on. So much so your English lit classmates go WOW at you.

12. You try to act go between for two best friends who are arguing and end up bein the main criminal. :)

13. You Befriend your own personal Zoologist, Graphologist and Chartered Accountant. ;)

14. Certain things Crush you and a certain things hurt you and while you are inside it you hate it but the moment you are out of it you long to be in it again.

15. Gajendra Circle becomes a convenient crying spot, when you leave after one month of your stay.

16. You go to yoga class for the first week like a big wannabe and then you pray for it to get cancelled.

17. You act like you didnt hear wen the warden wakes you up for yoga. :)

18. When you grumblingly walk towards yoga class you find spotted deer giving you this sad look.

19. You feel like writing poems looking at the long lonely road in the middle of the night lit up with yellow bulbs. :)

20. You act like you can race up to the entrance which is a good 20 km with a friend.

21. People  stare at you like you are mad if you take your phone with you to the shower cubicle and play songs like " Barso re..". What do you expect, they are real IITians.

22. Forget a new bottle of shampoo and costly perfume in the girls bathroom you will find it just the way you left it the next day. Swear.  

23. YOu find notices that call you for Math Decathlons, Science Quizes and Lectures but not one notice of a college cultural meet.

24. Almost everybody walks around  with an IIT T Shirt. With the typical unkepmt look. Even girls' idea of fashion limits itself to Saarang T Shirts all thru the year. Oh and also Math association, EEE association and other association t shirts.

25. Years later, you ve forgotten about case studies and guest lectures but all you have are good friends for life.

3 comments:

  1. Allll goooooood :)
    But eleven O clock class got over ellam Noo, at time lasts upto 2:OO ,, PAINMAXXX reallly :(

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  2. Just Someone - Try getting in this year. You ll make it. Swear.

    Ganapathy Sugan - Adhaan CCD iruke! :D

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